MARTIN KEMP IN FAKE HEAD SHOCK!
According to my reliable sources there is very little truth in the internet based rumour that ex Spandau Ballet and EastEnders star Martin Kemp has had his head surgically removed and replaced by a left rear hubcap from a Ford Mondeo with a little smiley face drawn on it. I can confirm however, that he has been in hospital for some minor cosmetic surgery. He has had a bed-side lamp attached to his shoulder to enable him to learn his scripts in bed without disturbing his wife.
According to my reliable sources there is very little truth in the internet based rumour that ex Spandau Ballet and EastEnders star Martin Kemp has had his head surgically removed and replaced by a left rear hubcap from a Ford Mondeo with a little smiley face drawn on it. I can confirm however, that he has been in hospital for some minor cosmetic surgery. He has had a bed-side lamp attached to his shoulder to enable him to learn his scripts in bed without disturbing his wife.
posted by Mr McGuinness at 9:42 pm
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I thought it was a hubcap from a 1990 Chevy Nova. But that's just me.
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