DARIUS DANESH - MUSICAL GENIUS
Regular readers of this crap blog will need no reminding of how much I respect and admire the multi-talented performer Darius Danesh (any foriegn readers who are unaware of Dr Danesh - imagine someone with the songwritings talents of John Lennon blended with the on-stage charisma of a young Elvis and the rebelious attitude of James Dean - then imagine the opposite)
I was almost moved to tears last year by the way he managed to endure a grueling publicity tour for his latest crap song even though his father was seriously ill at the time with a life-threatening and usually fatal disease. It was truly humbling. Although it was evidently a deeply personal and upsetting period of his life he somehow managed to fight back the tears and only mention his father's condition about 17 times in every fucking interview he gave. He emphasized how it had strengthened the family bond and made him appreciate his nearest and dearest that little bit more. It certainly persuaded me to shell out for the single, album, DVD, t-shirt, poster, mouse mat, tea cup, pin badge and fan club membership.
P.S - His father made a miraculous recovery soon after and Darius has since moved to Los Angeles.
Please feel free to nominate your favourite celebrity twat.
Regular readers of this crap blog will need no reminding of how much I respect and admire the multi-talented performer Darius Danesh (any foriegn readers who are unaware of Dr Danesh - imagine someone with the songwritings talents of John Lennon blended with the on-stage charisma of a young Elvis and the rebelious attitude of James Dean - then imagine the opposite)
I was almost moved to tears last year by the way he managed to endure a grueling publicity tour for his latest crap song even though his father was seriously ill at the time with a life-threatening and usually fatal disease. It was truly humbling. Although it was evidently a deeply personal and upsetting period of his life he somehow managed to fight back the tears and only mention his father's condition about 17 times in every fucking interview he gave. He emphasized how it had strengthened the family bond and made him appreciate his nearest and dearest that little bit more. It certainly persuaded me to shell out for the single, album, DVD, t-shirt, poster, mouse mat, tea cup, pin badge and fan club membership.
P.S - His father made a miraculous recovery soon after and Darius has since moved to Los Angeles.
Please feel free to nominate your favourite celebrity twat.
posted by Mr McGuinness at 6:09 pm
23 Comments:
Clearly Los Angeles is exactly where he belongs.
All time biggest celebrity twat: Courtney Love. Literally and figuratively, I'm sure.
K-Fed. And like all stupid people he has an inordinate talent to breed.
Anyone who dares to go on TV
You.
Just kidding Robbie Williams is far worse than you.
I actually [literally] ran into Darius after sneaking backstage at a RHCP/James Brown gig using a fake pass. This happened after getting stoked on free booze in the ClearChannel tent with Simon Le Bon's aupair. I cornered him and said something along the lines of "Darius, darling, how the hell are you?" He looked distinctly uncomfortable and tried to get away. Luckily the gate was quite small and I managed to wedge us both in it. After much squirming and rubbing he made a hasty escape. So close. So close.
Oi! Courtney is fantastic!
Albeit fantastically dishevelled. but fantastic nonetheless.
Whatcha doing dissing Courtney? She so obviously rocks.
Personally, I loathe all crotch-grabbing, bling-wearing rappers. Fine, rap. Not my kinda thing, but okay. Rap away. BUT DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO GRAB YOU CROTCH LIKE THAT? I mean, what are they tring to prove?
It also annoys me the way that they can afford all that jewelry and yet not, apparently, rudimentary English lessons. D-O-G. Not dawg. Are you completely incompetent as well as musically challenged?
I can't believe anyone would pick on our Courts when there are so many genuinely twatty celebs out there. At least she's famous for something worthy. Even if that is driving one of rock's greatest musicians to an early grave.
Leave her alone.
I adore Courtney!
I gotta say its hard to go past K-Fed - Monkey is right on that one. His wife has to come close second...
celebrity = twat
before I vote, would Bush AND/OR Blair qualify for the celeb twats?
The only thing is if they do, I wouldn't be able to vote for just the one. :(
My current voodoo doll is fashioned after Chantelle from Big Boredom. I wish she'd take her pock marks and fuck off. Actually, SHE'S the pock mark. She's a pock mark on the arse of humanity. She's a pock mark's arse on the arse of a pock mark. She should just spontaneously combust and take BrandonFlowersLite with her.
I find the better the celeb is at their job the worse they interview, and vice verca. Donny Ozmond, shit songs/good interview.
Darius, manages to be bad at both.
I loved your description for the uninitiated.
It's like a Hole fan renunion in here.
why, yes i am still alive. thanks for asking.
by the way, i vote for all the people that are on reality tv shows. i know they aren't real celebs, but the paparazi makes them think they are and then they think they are and then you just cannot look at a magazine w/out seeing their ugly mugs.
Am I only allowed to nominate one??
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Bob Geldof = pretentious irish cunt who thinks he's validated himself as a compassionate member of the human race because every now and again he comes out of his fucking mansion to have tea with the pope and tell everyone to love the fucking africans. Why don't YOU go and live in africa if you care about it so much Geldof you prick? The same goes for Bono, he can suck my cock, the twat. TAKE OFF YOUR GAY SUNGLASSES! The pope is a dick too, but that's another story.
mr. mcguinness...where art thou? killing and harassing more celebs?
I fucking hate Courtney. I can't remember what you said but if it got all these courtney fans riled up it must have been true. Keep up the good work.
Have you given up blogging and got a life?
Richard fucking Madeley, the Newkie Brown stealing, missus interrupting, smug-faced cunt of biblical proportions.
And Noel Edmonds, for obvious reasons.
Paris Hilton - she's my favourite twat.
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